Some days if I’m feeling sad, I like to log in to my analytics program and see how people find my blog. And then I feel awesome. Or more sad. Haha! Just kidding. But seriously, the Google-ers of this world crack me up.
picture of motorcyclist pulling a coffin on highway - Um, yeah, okay. That’s weird.
Scarves make me feel safe – Safe from what, exactly? A cold neck? Cold necks are pretty scary.
whew i took out the trash just in time - Just in time for what? In time to not get nagged by your wife? I’m sure Timothy would like for that to happen to him. Case in point. And case in point again.
balancing a checkbook overrated - Dave Ramsey would be ashamed of you. Shame.
becoming timothy gothra - Seriously? This is my blog! Tell Timothy to get his own.
am i sweaty because i’m fat - I just feel so sad that the combination of all those words led you to me.
wonderfully,too wonderfully, wonderful, a wonder, to wonder – I wonderfully hope you found the wonderful things on my too wonderfully wonderful blog. But in case you didn’t, let me direct you to Pinterest. All my time not spent on making my own wonderful things is now spent looking at other people’s wonderful things.
wallpapers of justin bieber’s smelly socks - Sheesh. I post one time about how my husband had Bieber fever and I get countless hits from teenage girls searching for the Biebs. This one is an all-time low.
gangster name ideas - This would be my favorite of the day. I’m sure you found what you were looking for here. I’m so gangster that I spell it gangsta. Boom.
~Whitney
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Those are awesome :)
These crack me up :)